Monthly Archives: September 2011

An Apple a day keeps the Earth wasting away

I’ve finally come up with a reason to hate Apple. Yes, aside from the fact that the company itself is over publicized it also exists everywhere and it’s annoying. Everyone with their expensive laptops and they’re copycat phones can finally … Continue reading

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Naughty or Nice: Porn isn’t the Villain

If you don’t watch porn you will die. How often do you hear that? Chances are you never have and you never will. In a society fascinated by sex and sexuality we teach our children, our young adults so little … Continue reading

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Stop begging other people to degrade you

Extending my comments on sexting and posting personal pictures online, I often wonder how these people feel days, weeks, months, even years later. Casually sending naked pictures of yourself to someone can be thrilling, I suppose, at the time, as … Continue reading

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Seemann listens: Ron Paul and science

I’ve received a lot of feedback about my column regarding Ron Paul today, and I feel like I should clarify a few concepts and discuss them here with anyone who takes issue. First of all, describing Rick Perry’s shenanigans as … Continue reading

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Zip it up and stay in class!

Let’s face it: Tuition costs lots of money. This is nothing new. It’s simply the inevitable, and yet the way we react to these costs is not. Most of us curse, a lot of us use our parent’s cash and … Continue reading

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Bros are stoked

In fact, bros everywhere are stoked. Most of them are probably watching 300 and Get Him to the Greek and eating gyros in eager anticipation. More intellectual bros are probably watching George Stephanopoulos on ABC News and reading Plato and … Continue reading

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Awww yeahh!! It’s that time again…

AWW YEEAAHH! It’s that time of year again. “Labor Day, Chris?” Yes, Labor Day weekend! “God, you’re lame.” I know, but wait — it’s not just Labor Day Weekend, it’s Louisiana’s very own Second Amendment Weekend Sales Tax Holiday. “…” … Continue reading

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