But each year I have been unable fulfill my two-week Facebook fast.
Fall 2010 I lasted all of two days before my will power collapsed and I logged on again.
Last semester, I reactivated and deactivated my account several times before reactivating permanently on the Wednesday of finals week.
This semester I chose a different route.

In this May, 26, 2010 file photo, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg talks about the social network site's new privacy settings in Palo Alto, Calif. The Wall Street Journal reported Friday, Jan. 27, 2012 that Facebook is preparing to file initial paperwork for an offering that could raise as much as $10 billion and value the company at $75 billion to $100 billion (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez, File)
Knowing that I would not be able to resist the allure of status updates from my 623 closest friends, I chose have roommate change my password.
I posted my farewell status and hit the books.
I was told that within a day a friend of mine pranked my page.
By Thursday I resorted to peeking over the shoulder of friends and skimming their newsfeeds during study breaks.
Today, I cracked.
I registered for an extra credit survey on social media and smartphones for my media persuasion. How was I supposed to know that I had to have an active Facebook account to participate? If there was ever a good reason to break my vow, this was it.
In the name of science and bonus points, I texted my roommate asking for the password to my account. But my phone remained silent as my timeslot in the MEL lab approached
At 4 p.m. I walked into the lab, turned my phone off and took my appointment. When I got to the question asking if I had a Facebook account, I checked “No.”
Checking that box was in many ways a release. Not only did it differentiate me from my peers and fellow research participants, but it allowed me to breeze through the remainder of my survey. Evidently, the majority of the questions were about advertisements on one’s profile. Those questions no longer applied to me.
I walked out of the lab with a feeling of superiority over the suckers answering 20 extra questions.
This feeling lasted the five minutes it took me to realize that my roommate had probably texted me with my new password.
I relapsed like a recovering alcoholic in Tigerland on 50 Cent Shot Night.
I opened my text messages to read, “Um… I forgot what I changed it to.”





